FIND A PUB
THAT NEEDS YOU
The government's signalled a potential u-turn on pub rates — but nothing's confirmed yet. Pubs still need your support. Find your local. See what they're up against. Buy a pint.
THE FUCKED PUB INDEX
Our world-class data scientists (one guy with a spreadsheet) have developed the Fucked Pub Index™ — a groundbreaking metric that combines advanced geospatial analysis (Google Maps) with sophisticated fiscal impact modelling (basic maths) to identify the pub near you that most urgently requires your patronage.
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Pubs Analysed
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Facing Increases
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Fucked or Worse
2026
Revaluation Year
Based on VOA rateable value data for ... verified pubs (SCAT 249). Some industry experts estimate the actual number of affected pubs is even higher. The government has signalled support is coming — we'll update when details are announced.