FIND A PUB
THAT NEEDS YOU
The government announced rate relief for pubs — good news for now. But the underlying pressure remains, relief expires in 2029, and pubs face rising costs everywhere else. Find your local. See what they're up against. Buy a pint.
THE FUCKED PUB INDEX
Our world-class data scientists (one guy with a spreadsheet) have developed the Fucked Pub Index™ — a groundbreaking metric that combines advanced geospatial analysis (Google Maps) with sophisticated fiscal impact modelling (basic maths) to identify the pub near you that most urgently requires your patronage.
Based on VOA rateable value data for ... verified pubs (SCAT 249). The FPI shows underlying rateable value pressure — actual 2026/27 bills will be lower for most pubs due to the government's 15% relief package. But this relief expires in 2029, and pubs still face rising wages, NI, duty, and energy costs.